Hello

***sung to the tune of Hello by Lionel Ritchie***

I've been a virgin til I was 29

But in my dreams, I lost it quick, a thousand times

I sometimes wish I was more of a whore..

Hello, it's a lay I'm looking for

Can't you see it in my eyes,

In my own perverted smile

Some sex is all I wanted

and my legs are opened wide

Tell me how to be a tart

Cause I really wanna screw

But let me start by saying...

I'll fuck you