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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Who is gay on Sesame Street?


~sung to the theme song of Sesame Street~

Sunny days, chasing the clouds away,
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me who is gay?
Who is gay on Sesame Street?

Come and play, boys on boys, hey OK!
Friendly Gaybars, yes, that's where we meet.
Can you tell me who is gay?
Who is gay on sesame Street?

Well boys and boys, we ALL know the fact that Bert and Ernie aren't just good friends living together right? But what about the other characters?


There's Big "Bird" who always plays with his best friend's Snuffy's Snuffle. Tsk tsk, Gay gay gay.


Then there's Elmo who likes being tickled pink all the time. Lets put him in as G.I.T (Gay in Training)


There's Grover who always flails his wrists. everytime when he's happy, sad,depressed, angry whenever! And the song that he sings?"Around, around, around, around, over and under and through". If that's not a versatile statement, then I don't know what is!


Of course there's Telly who's a queer as the pink fur on his body. Don't forget his best friend is "Baby bear" from Goldilocks. Talk about preferential types!


Then there's Oscar the grouch. His pet is a worm. A Male Inch worm. He's no size queen definitely.
Well, I guess the question we should be asking is who is NOT gay on Sesame Street!