Oh Blogger, Where Art Thou?

Fletch: Yeah you should really update your blog, I don't know what you've been up to!

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MJ:Brother, your blog hasn't been active in weeks...

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And so thus, I'm updating my blog, for there were too many and things happening but nevertheless too much of nothing to write about.

News number 1>

Got a new phone. Motorola L7. Slim, silver, great sound I'm a ConvertMoto now.

Been downloading music into the phone.

Top three ringtones :

Sesame Street theme song

Wonder Woman Original TV Theme Song

Spongebob Squarepants Cartoon Theme song

Top Three MP3:

Maneater - Nelly Furtado

Fashionista - Jimmy James

Teman Tapi Mesra - Ratu

New news number 2>

Went to the Nokia L'amour Series 2 collection launch, had a great time, free flowing whiskey sours for me! Oh and I won a new phone! muahahahaha! For being one of the best dressed!

Tip # 235 Wear a hat... all three winner wore hats ~chuckle~

So when i call Ms. Hui Yee at Nokia Malaysia, I'll be the proud owner of a Nokia 7373 L'amour Series!

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Coined Phrases.

Glam Trash : Hooker fishnet stockings with white old skool sneakers, 2nd hand vintage teeshirt paired with a bling-tastic chain and locket, cigarette cut jeans with ornate bling detailing.

Preppy Punk : black guy-liner (read: eyeliner on guys), streaks of purple or ferrari red hair on black black black, silver fixtures such as eyebrow rings, labret, tongue piercings et al, slim neckties, black rimmed glasses, ivy league sweater vests, silver high cut shoes.

Hangover Denial : when you've had one too many the night before and woke up the next day with an imminent hangover but it's not happening exactly, so you still feel the buzz of last night's consumption of liberal libations.

Bored happy : When one's in a state of bliss whilst still yearning for more exciting things to happen.

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And so it has come to pass that anal and oral sex is legalised for Hetrosexual couples in Singapore. Hey if they finally see how good it can be, then maybe they won't be so uptight about gay men having it on. Because baby, you'll never never know if you never never go!

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Sign seen in a mamak stall in Bangsar:

"DI LARANG MEMBAWA MAKANAN LUAR

Pets are not allowed in the premises"

This was in one sign, duh!..... ~chuckles~ I wonder who'd eat their pets?

Garfield Comic strip #45323

Jon's eating dinner at his mom's place on the farm, Garfield watches on.

Jon: I loved Nadine, that chicken was so cute! So mom, what's this soup? it's delicious!

Mom: Nadine Noodle Soup....

~grins~

Okay Adios Muchachos!