Kit : Warren? he's not malay lah.
Tai : Is he Chinese? How come he doesn't speak Chinese?
Kit : He's Kadazan lah...
Tai : um, what is that?
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Cleaning Lady : You nie, orang apa? (what are you?)
Me : Kenapa you tanya? (why'd you ask?)
Cleaning Lady : Muka Cina, tapi cakap macam melayu tapi nama macam mat salleh
(you've got a chinese face, but you sound malay when you speak and then you've got a white-man sounding name)
Me : I orang Kadazan lah
Cleaning Lady : Ohhhhhhhhhh dari Sarawak ye? (ohhhhhhh From Sarawak??)
Me : Dari SABAH... bah!
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So I'm Kadazan, Kadazandusun to be exact. I've got an english upbringing, not to say that I was brought up in London but I do think in English. Thanks to my parents putting us in the library when we were children so we soaked up a lot of Enid Blyton's writings. So if you want a definition of Kadazan, here's one. A riotious one! Split my side, slap my knee kind of definition.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary. Go on, Click on the icon and you'll find out the definition of Kadazan.