Who wouldn't want this shirt?

In the sizzling, smoldering, languishing-humidified heat of the afternoon, who wouldn't want a shirt like this?

I don't care if it makes me look fat! hahahaha! maybe they can make one out of spandex which when turned on can make you look more muscular by concentrating air onto certain parts of the body. hmmm... but whilst that's still not done yet, enjoy.... the USB Air Conditioned Shirt!