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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

er.. what are you?

Tai : Who is that Malay guy *gestures to me* ?
Kit : Warren? he's not malay lah.
Tai : Is he Chinese? How come he doesn't speak Chinese?
Kit : He's Kadazan lah...
Tai : um, what is that?

******

Cleaning Lady : You nie, orang apa? (what are you?)
Me : Kenapa you tanya? (why'd you ask?)
Cleaning Lady : Muka Cina, tapi cakap macam melayu tapi nama macam mat salleh
(you've got a chinese face, but you sound malay when you speak and then you've got a white-man sounding name)
Me : I orang Kadazan lah
Cleaning Lady : Ohhhhhhhhhh dari Sarawak ye? (ohhhhhhh From Sarawak??)
Me : Dari SABAH... bah!

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So I'm Kadazan, Kadazandusun to be exact. I've got an english upbringing, not to say that I was brought up in London but I do think in English. Thanks to my parents putting us in the library when we were children so we soaked up a lot of Enid Blyton's writings. So if you want a definition of Kadazan, here's one. A riotious one! Split my side, slap my knee kind of definition.

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary. Go on, Click on the icon and you'll find out the definition of Kadazan.



3 comments:

Scouser Mum said...

~sighs~ we're just: Kadazans.

kadazandusun is a politically coined up term..

wonder what the definition of a Kadazan woman will be? exceptionally large boobs?? LOL!

Mj said...

hahahahaha - we are the dogos.

a specific hybrid where people will find it HARD to pin point who we exactly are.

Wois said...

from penampang?

some kadazan can speak well mandarin, do u?

suddenly sino comes to my mind now...!!! u r kadazan or sino?

what is different among kadazan and dusun?